Of all the great inventions mankind has developed over the years, none can come close to the magic of the paper shredder. This fascinating device manages to take a simple sheet of paper and convert it into fine, gorgeous ribbons of confetti,www.confetti.com. Feeding the paper into this contraption itself is a joy with no equal. If we could, we’d spend all day shredding documents and notebook pages, but society deems this inappropriate behavior. There are, however, a few ways one can engage in this pleasurable activity without being caught. Firstly, it is necessary to cut down on noise that might give away the fact that you are shredding. In order to do this, measure your paper shredder and construct an enclosure from any thick material, such as wood paneling, cardboard, or styrofoam. Place your shredder into this enclosure and try putting a magazine page through. You’ll notice the lack of sound. A silent shredder is a secret shredder. Next, find a room without windows in which to perform your shredding. Windows might clue others in to your activities. The less visible you are, the better. Don’t forget to dim the lights! The less YOU can see, the better. Finally, make sure to dispose of your paper shreds in opaque black garbage bags.